Wedding Humour

I thought I would keep things light this week with a few popular wedding jokes:

A Flower Girl and Ring Bearer made their entrance at the bottom of the aisle…

The Ring Bearer stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When the minister asked afterward why he behaved so wildly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."

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A couple was getting married, and it was only
three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. "Mom," she says, "I just found out that Dad's new wife has bought the exact same dress as you to wear to the wedding." 

The bride's mother thinks for a minute. "Don't worry," she tells her daughter. "I'll just go and buy another dress to wear to the ceremony." 

"But mother," says the bride, "that dress cost a fortune. What will you do with it? It's such a waste not to use it." 

"Who said I won't use it?" her mother asked.
"I'll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner."

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A girl introduces her boy friend to her father, “Dad I told you about him.” 

Father asked the boy, “So,you wanna become my son-in-law?” 

The boy replied, “Not really sir, but this is the only way to marry your daughter!”